The Health Department has arrived. Part 1

Ah yes, I have been politely contacted (in person) by a Health Department employee.  It seems that Sherry "Satan" Miller has been raising Hell about our miniature donkeys AGAIN.  Must be an antagonistic territorial dispute between our Ass and her.

According to the lady from the Health Department, Satan has gone so far as to appear at the Health Department in person to complain about this problem with donkey poop next to the fence.  Not on her property, not coming through the fence, but NEAR the fence.

I've been asked to rake it away.  Seems reasonable unless you know about Satan harassing neighbors while they correct issues, photographing us when we do maintenance on our vehicle, move the irrigation hose, pull weeds, feed animals, or merely stand in our own yard.  So I hesitated.  For days...

Health hazard or fertilizer?

Not my most mature decision.  However, I am somewhat bitter over those years when I removed the snow from Satans driveway for free.  I am bitter; after I put the skirting on her manufactured home, enclosed her front porch, built steps off the porch for her tiny (noisy) dogs, moved large piles of stones to fill a gaping hole on her property, AND helped evict the meth-heads who moved into her home; that she sends the cops to my home at every imagined opportunity.  Now the prospect of her taunting me as I rake around a pile of road apples is not stimulating me to act.