The Health Department has arrived. Part 2

Now that Satan {who keeps the 10 Commandments in her front yard} has taken to making personal appearances at the Health Department to complain about 'shit', I must show you all of the shit.

Not on Satans property.

In Part 1, I shared a photo of one of the reported "health problems".  Included in all these photos is a yard-stick for accurately scaling and assessing the size and scope of this "health problem".

One point worth noting is dry animal dung is currently used as a fuel in many countries around the world. It is a source of Green fuel used by more than two billion people and has eons of history as a cooking fuel.  In modern day Iceland, sheep dung is used as a fuel for smoking meat because of the "special flavor" produced.  It makes good building material and paper too!

Can you see the poop?

Trying to understand the "health problem" I see the dung piles are NOT on Satans property, not leaching toxins across the fence and killing her grass, there is no odor, nothing I can call excessive. Other than her bullying of neighbors.  That is Really Excessive!

So precisely "WHY" has the Health Department scheduled to visit me for a third time today?  I genuinely do not believe they see this as a health concern and have chosen to intimidate me into raking road-apples rather than stand up to Satan telling her there is no real health problem and she should shut up about it.

Mountains of road-apples

To be fair, this is livestock manure.  The location is off of Satans property and at least 120 feet from her house. There is no oder, the field is regularly maintained (raked, irrigated, mowed, fallen tree branches chipped, toxic weeds pulled) and used for periodic grazing.  Problems?  I do not think so.

We know, from the title of this blog, why she calls the city to complain but it's difficult to determine precisely why the city is giving credence to her complaints.

Heaven Forbid!  A donkey pooped in the pasture!